I ran into this show entitled Adventure Time a few weeks ago only to realize it’s been on tv for over a year. And for that, I hate myself. A young boy and his shape-shifting dog get into crazy misadventures: done. Besides the fact that the material for this show is literally written by me, it is random funny like Family Guy at times with the eccentricities of Sponge Bob. What other show allows you to hear one say “beep boop,” watch a horse take a shower, or witness a character admit to watching another sleep at night. Besides Full House, the short answer, comrads, is none. Spend 11 minutes of your day and watch an epi (that’s short for “episode”).