Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video

I’ve been trying to avoid this just as much as I’ve been trying to avoid hepatitis and being in an elevator with one other person; however, I can’t be tamed 😉 In watching this ridiculous shit show spectacle that is considered a music video..

(you’re welcome, no problem, it was MY absolute pleasure)…here’s what the fuck is going on in my mind, frame by frame:

  • 0:01-Christ! Why?
  • 0:02-0:08-Oh, okay! She’s going for the whole vulnerable thing after being a complete asshole in her last video and at the VMAs. Nice!
  • 0:09-0:32-Just wipe the fucking tear. And DAMN! Dat spit tho.
  • 0:33-0:54-Good for you M.Cy! You’re not an idiot whore after all, maybe I judged you too soon…
  • 0:55-Wait, is that an 11 year old boy in Miley’s outfit from her last video??
  • 0:57-I guess it’s not cold.
  • 1:04-Uh….why are you acting like the wrecking ball is a pole? Arching your back and shit! Jesus.
  • 1:10-…and your licking a sledge hammer now.
  • 1:14-Wait, what?! (nice tan line)
  • 1:24-Again, really? What happened to trying to be vulnerable?
  • 1:27-I can’t keep looking at this. This is like child porn.
  • 1:45-Your giblet is showing 😦
  • 1:46-2:20-I get it; you’re not putting your clothes back on. That’s fine.
  • 2:21-dat ass.
  • 2:59-3:00-a summary of her VMA performance.
  • 3:09-Did she just slap herself? Fuck, I can do that for you. For free. Truly.
  • 3:37-So that’s who I need to thank for this. Noted.

 

Deuces. Stay sweet, miles.

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Author: brian

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