I’ve been trying to avoid this just as much as I’ve been trying to avoid hepatitis and being in an elevator with one other person; however, I can’t be tamed 😉 In watching this ridiculous shit show spectacle that is considered a music video..
(you’re welcome, no problem, it was MY absolute pleasure)…here’s what the fuck is going on in my mind, frame by frame:
- 0:01-Christ! Why?
- 0:02-0:08-Oh, okay! She’s going for the whole vulnerable thing after being a complete asshole in her last video and at the VMAs. Nice!
- 0:09-0:32-Just wipe the fucking tear. And DAMN! Dat spit tho.
- 0:33-0:54-Good for you M.Cy! You’re not an idiot whore after all, maybe I judged you too soon…
- 0:55-Wait, is that an 11 year old boy in Miley’s outfit from her last video??
- 0:57-I guess it’s not cold.
- 1:04-Uh….why are you acting like the wrecking ball is a pole? Arching your back and shit! Jesus.
- 1:10-…and your licking a sledge hammer now.
- 1:14-Wait, what?! (nice tan line)
- 1:24-Again, really? What happened to trying to be vulnerable?
- 1:27-I can’t keep looking at this. This is like child porn.
- 1:45-Your giblet is showing 😦
- 1:46-2:20-I get it; you’re not putting your clothes back on. That’s fine.
- 2:21-dat ass.
- 2:59-3:00-a summary of her VMA performance.
- 3:09-Did she just slap herself? Fuck, I can do that for you. For free. Truly.
- 3:37-So that’s who I need to thank for this. Noted.
Deuces. Stay sweet, miles.