April 7, 2021April 27, 2021 “Of course it’s woke and you have the two guys following “Eleven” in every scene (I guess because she’s more well known? but also because of woke propaganda). All the women in the film seem to be sent by their fathers?”- the woke Metacritic user, smartinvestor30, who has apparent daddy issues and may have thought he was actually watching Stanger Things Continue reading →
June 25, 2019 “The ugly visual effects are outdone only by the sound design, which is relentlessly loud and thunderingly tedious.”- The Observer (UK), Simran Hans (aka a genuine idiot who also complained that the toys in Toy Story 4 aren’t real enough.” Continue reading →
January 16, 2019January 17, 2019 Choice Movies of 2019 (or: Disney Will Make Another $7 Billion in a Year) Continue reading →
June 28, 2016July 27, 2016 “Original, fun, and dynamic: the opposite of its predecessor.”- me, with my ID4 flag and cap, and a bucket of popcorn in my lap while I wear a frown Continue reading →